Fathers day 6-16-13

As always I have lots to do and am putting it off. Went to the B residence in the morning to line up two of my friends as models for an event the boutique I work at is is hosting. My boss is bitching as to why I haven't been at work the past two days but I getting drunk and hooking up with guys has been higher on my priority list. Yesterday I called out of work due to "sickness caused by a big mac" took two and a half Valiums and gave the other half to GB. I got a Lemonade Breeze smoothie from a local cafe and proceeded to mix it with half a cup of Pinnacle strawberry kiwi vodka (absolutely retched alone but amazing mixed with a fruit drink) we ended up wasting the day doing random things and after dropping them off I went to my house to pass out, in the midst of all of this I ended up calling JL around 17 times and texting him psychotic texts to come fuck me around 4 times. He never replied which means he's never getting an answer from me again. Haha joking just sent him an apologetic text even though I'm not sorry I'm just a total psycho but I have to mask it. Anyway fueled by my drunken anger I ended up texting JL's ex-bff and gave him the best head of his life. We were both drunk and chances are he's in love with me now. My life has actually been insane this weekend. JL just responded to my apology and was really sweet about it. However I'm a sociopath so not really effected. Not really effected by much lately, maybe its because I'm so overloaded with things that I cant be. For sure taking this next semester of school off, just need to finish this stupid fucking math class. I am totally passing it, I have three assignments to do and am finishing them all today and showing up to class tomorrow like here, give me an A so I can be done already, however I did miss way to many classes hope this all works out. Whatever. Anyway I bought my dad single malt scotch for fathers day, he absolutely LOVED it. He's off with his friends being drunk and European and watching some soccer game now. I texted DB that I had purchased a new bottle of champagne while picking up daddy's gift and that she should come toast to the fact that neither of us has made anyone a father yet but she's being a lethargic bitch and wont get out of bed. So of course im laying in the guest room with a glass of champagne and drunkenly writing this as we speak. JL is being really sweet, no word from his ex-bff, maybe ill send him a slutty text a little later. UPDATE: Just sent slutty text ill keep you guys posted on reply.